Here’s a sneaky little trick they don’t want you to know about. A fast, easy, and efficient way to get your hands on some delicious, near organic cookies.
Believe it or not, I made cookies earlier this weekend – Toll House chocolate chip with pecans. As a test, and so as not to waste a lot of ingredients on the first try, I made a half batch. Of course my wife was nearby as a consultant to answer questions when I came to things I couldn’t handle on my own such as “does this look right” and “what’s half of 3/4?”.
The cookies turned out pretty good and that gave me an idea. If anyone is interested in a dozen or more of my delicious homemade cookies for the unbelievably low, low price of just $9.99, plus shipping and handling, let me know. I use only the finest ingredients like 2% organic chicken eggs, flower made from free range wheat with abosutely no traces of GMO that you can taste, and black walnuts, hand harvested in the Shawnee National Forest in southern Illinois, that have been
processed hand crafted to taste just like pecans. Really … you cannot tell the difference. I also use homemade brown sugar based on a recipe handed down from my great aunt Ethel who said it came from her great grandmother Jessica who passed it down to her daughter Arlene, Ethel’s mother. If Jessica ever needed brown sugar, but was out, she would take white sugar and heat it in a frying pan until it got brown then, after it cooled, she would grind it to a powder. Pioneer women were so resourceful.
To make the ordering experience easy and efficient just send us the routing number and account number from one of your checks. If you are not sure which numbers to use just send us a blank check. We will copy the numbers and make every effort to get the check back to you. If you have more than one checking account, the banks usually recommend you use the one with the highest average balance. Yes, it is that easy. For each dozen you order, the cookie price and shipping and handling will be automatically paid by the fast and easy process just described.
During one of our test orders we noticed that occasionally the decimal point was misplaced when charging an account. Don’t worry because every two weeks or so we re-run, for lack of a better word, a second set of books that captures these type of minor, infrequent errors. I like to think this second set of books helps us maintain quality control in our financial operations.
So don’t delay, order today, and the cookies will soon be on the way. (Please allow 4 – 6 weeks for delivery.) Once you receive your cookies we suggest you remove them from the shipping bag and put them in a glass container or one of similar material that will not corrode. Please be conscientious and recycle the shipping bag right away.
Thank you for stopping by and reading my blog.
As always, I’m hesitant to stand behind any claims I may have made in my posts.